Slightly Annoyed Rodents: Welcome

FAQ - Frequently Annoyed Questions

Who Are You?: We are the Rodents. Y'know, the Slightly Annoyed ones?
Where can I find you?: You can download a BETA of us from the Google Play Store. Currently we hang exclusively as an Android beta version... but iOS is coming! Back in the day, we used to be ONLY on the Nokia N9! Yes, almost a decade ago. Anybody even remember that thing? :)
Do you hate birds?: No, this is libel; we don't hate birds! However, we sometimes find them.... annoying.
What are you so Annoyed About?: Wait a minute - we are only Slightly Annoyed! And if you want to know, that incessant "Ca-Caw, Ca-Caw"? Gets on your nerves, man!
So it's like a game?: You bet. Like... there's these Chickens, right? And they're Annoying. We stand there and look, like, Slightly Annoyed at them. And we do nothing. No-thing. Until you .... motivate us.
How do I "motivate" you?: Kick us. That motivates most people. And Rodents.
Are you aware rabbits actually are not Rodents?: Shut up! Lets try this; I sink my front teeth into your fingertip, and we can discuss that again, okay? Hrmpf!